My dog is so ferocious

As I was posting the other night, I heard a car door slam outside. That's the usual tip-off for a weenie dog barking frenzy in my house. Instead I hear a very muffled "woof." A few seconds later I hear another "woof." I wander into my bedroom and see this lump under the comforter, which can only be my dog. I guess it was too warm and cozy under the blankets to actually emerge and bark like crazy so the next best thing was to do a few half-hearted woofs from the depths of the blankets. Gee - I feel so safe. Nice work, guard dog!